I cosplay my 5-year-old corgi as Captain America (among others). I tag along as Agent Coulson.
-Ren is my BFF, yo. We read each other's minds.
-Kris is my girlfriend - fuck with her, fuck with me. :D No seriously. Mine. Back up there.
-Laurie is my roomate (Coulson and Loki as roommates should not happen).